Shoes Of The Day

Twas  the night after shoe Christmas, by shoesoftheday.com.

Twas the night after shoe Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a person was standing, not even a mouse.
The stinky stockings were hung by the heater with care,
Because a soggy foot and a smelly shoe were filled there.

The children were all passed out from the ghastly smell,
While success stories of Dr. Scholls odor eaters some did tell.
And mamma with her mask, and me clasping my nose,
Had spotted the shoes from whence the smell arose.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The spotlights on our house really made it glow,
outlined each shadow of the people below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But all from inside, with febreze and seeking fresh air.

With a serious shoe problem, I needed help quick,
I knew in a moment, shoes of the day would do the trick.
More rapid and rigorous reviews on shoes they came,
And typed in my browser, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Nike! now, DC! now, Ugg, New Balance and Kashi!
On, Converse! On, Keen! on, Cole-Hann and Salomon!
To the top of the search results they did fall!
Now shoes away! Shoes away! Shoes of the day away all!”

He spoke not a word, but went straight to the reviews,
Bookmarking this website, finding his new pair of shoes.
Now peeling his fingers off of his nose,
And giving a nod, up from the computer he rose!

He sprang to the porch, to his family gave a loud yelp,
And they came wondering how he received such rapid shoe help.
But I heard him exclaim, a new pair of shoes is in sight,
“Happy Shoe Christmas to all, and to all a ’shoes of the day’ night!”

Next year save your family from smelly feet - find your
next pair of shoes at shoes of the day DOT com!

Excerpts  from ‘Twas the Night before Christmas Poem
By Clement Moore

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true shoe love said to me, no more Uggs just give me…..12 drummers drumming!  Drummers will love this for Christmas:
Playstation - PS3 Rock Revolution Bundle w/ Drum Kit (One Color) - Electronics
Eleven pipers piping,  the real pipers shop at piperlime.com and will enjoy: Fantastic Finds Under $75 at Piperlime, Ten lords a-leaping, Get Max Air when you leap with this pair of basketball shoes:Nike - Air Max Elite II TB (White/Deep Forest-Metallic Silver) - Footwear
Nine ladies dancing, Dancing ladies’ tired feet need shoes that provide long-lasting comfort and relief like these: Salomon Women’s XT Wings WP Running Shoes
Eight maids a-milking, These are the optimal milking shoes: Women’s shoes: Vince Camuto Emala - Butterscotch
Seven swans a-swimming,  Seven out of ten people prefer these shoes while swimming: Rubber Duck - Snow Joggers (Gold Patent) - Footwear
Then there’s six geese a-Ugg-ing, 5 Gold-Ugg Pearles!  4 golfing Uggs,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you shoe lovers out there!

On the sixth day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, 6 geese a-Ugg-ing, 5 Gold-Ugg Pearles!  4 golfing Uggs,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree

If geese were to lay Uggs, I think they would look something like the Croc Mammoth Clog.

So really, where does the name “Ugg” come from?  Ugg, is the phonetic way Austrlians pronounce “hug”.  That is something that we can all share this holiday season -buy Uggs and give some Hugs.

On the 5th day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, 5 Gold-Ugg Pearles!  4 golfing Uggs,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.  The Ugg - Pearle (Gold (Leather)) - Footwear‘ slipper from UGG Australia displays traditional style in fashion right colors. Rich lambskin metallic leather upper featuring the UGG Australia logo embossed on the side. Fully lined with in ultra soft fleece for snuggly comfort and warmth. Embossed rubber outsole for added traction, stability and exceptional peeling-out. Great for both indoor and outdoor wear.

If you are looking for a slipper that will cover all five of your toes individually, check out the Vibram Five Finger shoes!

On the fourth day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, a pair of Uggs to wear golfing,  3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

If you just can’t live without your Uggs, even on the golf course, the would be your best bet - by far the coolest high-top golf shoes you will ever own.

Ugg-fortunately, Uggs don’t come with spikes - leave golfing for the FootJoy people.  Wait a second, maybe Uggs should connect with FootJoy and create the super-supple-soft-sheepskin-spike-soled shoes.  Those would make for some happy feet no matter the score!

….I’m headed to the club house for some Ugg-nog.

On the third day of Ugg-ness shoes of the day gave to me, 3 Uggs - Coquettes, 72 degree uggs and a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Why?  Because these just sound french - say it out loud.  Come on, no one is listening. The shoes of the day:

These supple slippers are not recommended for hurling at a President, as they are fully lined in the highest quality plush, luxurious sheepskin for comfort and warmth and detailed with a furry collar for added style.

On the second day of Christmas shoes of the day gave to me, two 72 degree Uggs, and Uggs with a Cedar shoe-tree.  The last time I checked, 72 degrees was shorts and flip-flop weather.  But having just returned from Newport Beach, you would think it was below freezing by the way the people were bundled in their Uggs, coats and scarves.  The Ugg “all season for any reason” shoe of the day:
Ugg - Ultra Short (Sand) - Footwear

But, the fire is so delightful……especially with this pair of sheepskin footwear!  Shorter height fits great under or over pants.  Pants and jingle bells sold separately.

On the first day of Christmas  shoes of the day gave to me, a pair of Uggs with a Cedar shoe tree.

Now you can keep yourself warm from the bottom of your kneecaps to the tips of your toes in the Ugg - Ultra Tall (Sand) - Footwear

Enjoy the shoes of the day:

And…the Cedar shoe tree of the day:

Do your feet need more attention? Shoes of the day has the solution: you need a pair of Kashi Kicks. These shoes will leave most cars’ hood ornaments begging for more attention. I am not saying that people will be wearing these shoes dangling from a chain around their necks, because they deserve to be on your feet.

By wearing Kashi’s you are guaranteed more looks, comfort and style without an arduous “break-in” process like most shoes in this style category. They “fit” right out of the box and are true to size, with plenty of room in the toe box. I have been wearing and testing out my new pair of Kashi “AK-07’s” for a month and they are great. Here is the shoe review: Styled after the famous pianist Liberace, these shoes are every bit as eccentric as his wardrobe and on-stage accouterments - they even come with a candelabrum attached to the laces. No detail is spared in the construction from the leopard print and patent leather exterior, to the comfortable insole which is liberally layered with crushed velvet padded goodness - and did you notice the keyboard around the upper and mid-sole? Everywhere we go when we are in these shoes people stop me and say, “whoa! what kind of shoes are those and where can I get a pair?” Just today I heard, “Those are the coolest shoes I have ever seen!” and, “Those are funk-a-licious!” and one word said it all, “WOW!” If you have already read and heard enough and want more, visit the Kashi website here.

Who is Kashi anyway? I thought Kashi was some sort of a nutritious feel-good food. Well, it is if you are into eating organic wood and rocks. But we are here to tell you that Kashi means a healthy new look for your wardrobe, and take it from us, your feet will thank you later! These shoes truly shine without buying any can of boring shoe polish. Kashi has truly meshed together style, design, and a funky new fashion to draw the necessary attention to your deserving soles! Your little pigs will be saying “bling, bling, bling” all the way home from the market, or anywhere you go.

Enjoy the “entertaining” shoesoftheday: Kashi AK Piano-07’s

Vans first came “off the wall” in March of 1966. The first Vans shoes didn’t even have names - they had numbers! The Vans number 44 was their first authentic deck shoe. Vans were the pioneers in the mass production of custom shoes. This is the reason I thought they should be the first review! It all started when one of their customers came into their factory, office and store and said “that’s a nice pink, but I really want a brighter pink.” All it took was that comment from a customer and custom vans were born!

Custom isn’t the most affordable route - be prepared to pay extra for your customizing your shoes. The cool thing is, no one else will have a pair like them - unless you make some killer custom shoes like my friend Lee! Enjoy the shoes of the day: Lee’s custom Vans.

You can build your custom Vans here.